Let's Get Technical

Let's Get Technical

In 2031, President Clinton finishes his time on earth and
approaches the Pearly Gates of Heaven...
"And who might you be?" inquires St. Peter. "It's me, Bill Clinton,
formerly the President of the United States and Leader of the
Free World."
"Oh...Mr....... President! What may I do for you?" asks St. Peter.
"I'd like to come in," replies Clinton.
"Sure," says the Saint. "But first, you have to confess your sins.
What bad things have you done in your life?"
Clinton bites his lip and answers, "Well, I tried marijuana, but
you can't call it 'dope-smoking' because I didn't inhale. There
were inappropriate extramarital relationships, but you can't call
it 'adultery' because I didn't have full 'sexual relations.' And I
made some statements that were misleading, but legally
accurate, but you can't call it 'bearing false witness' because,
as far as I know, it didn't meet the legal standard of perjury."
With that, St. Peter consults the Book of Life briefly, and declares,
"OK, here's the deal. We'll send you somewhere hot, but we
won't call it 'Hell.' You'll be there indefinitely, but we won't call
it 'eternity.' And when you enter, you don't have to abandon all
hope, just hold your breath waiting for it to freeze over."